Comment on They recalled the radioactive shrimp again. Why? My research shows you can just cook off the radiation.

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• mushroommunk@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I would but I’m allergic 😭 to the shrimp, not the cesium just to be clear

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  • eatCasserole@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I never cared for seafood. Always keep a little shaker of cesium next to my salt and pepper though.

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    • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I just buy the mix, Yukushima Seasoning.

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  • Ghyste@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Just boil the allergies out of it, then. It’s that simple.

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  • justsomeguy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The man said become ungovernable!

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• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What powers do you get from radioactive shrimp?

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You get the power of world’s fastest punch. You just have to reboot yourself first…

    m.youtube.com/watch?v=ti2Uoc1RXuQ

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    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      How did I forget about the mantis shrimp!?

      Also: Comic

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      • scytale@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I thought for a sec you were referencing Mr. Mantis Shrimp from Dandadan.

        Image

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      • JesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Centurii-Chan is a treasure, even if she does tempt sin by adopting the Roman aesthetic

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    if it’s a pistol shrimp, a hell of a left hook

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• troybot@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You’re on to something here this smells like a conspiracy to me WE’RE COMING FOR YOU GLOBALISTS

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