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ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s not “training crows to steal money”, it’s introducing crows to capitalism

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  • ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    for the crows it’s a gift-based society, not capitalism

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  • Throskie@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Theyrethesamepicture.jpg

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• Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I want to train a common animal to pick locks. Any recommendations?

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  • ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    yes, get a transparent lock and picks from any large online retailer….
    they’re cheap, easy, fun, and drastically increases your chances of survival in a zombie apocalypse

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    • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Alas, possession of lock picks is the crime for my locale. Id love to get into it when i can get put of here tho

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  • AtariDump@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ferret; they have little “hands” (I think)

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• ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  brb, checking local laws on “training animals to do crime”

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  • ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    this is why ferrets are illegal in California

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    • MrShankles@reddthat.com ⁨29⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I wanna believe that to be true and can’t be bothered to look it up. So, I now know why ferrets are illegal in California!

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• tostiman@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  For some reason i read ‘cows’ instead of ‘crows’

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