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ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s not “training crows to steal money”, it’s introducing crows to capitalism

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  • ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    for the crows it’s a gift-based society, not capitalism

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  • Throskie@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Theyrethesamepicture.jpg

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• ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  brb, checking local laws on “training animals to do crime”

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  • ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    this is why ferrets are illegal in California

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    • MrShankles@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I wanna believe that to be true and can’t be bothered to look it up. So, I now know why ferrets are illegal in California!

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Bummer. What about having a Florida Man?

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      • ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        well then he’d become a california man

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• Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I want to train a common animal to pick locks. Any recommendations?

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  • ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    yes, get a transparent lock and picks from any large online retailer….
    they’re cheap, easy, fun, and drastically increases your chances of survival in a zombie apocalypse

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    • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Alas, possession of lock picks is the crime for my locale. Id love to get into it when i can get put of here tho

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      • ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        it’s usually only a crime if you have possession of them while committing another crime…

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      • Pandantic@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Feed crows, do crimes.

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  • abbotsbury@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Raccoons have opposable thumbs and thief masks, definitely S tier lockpicker race

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    • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think so too, but how are their teaching skills? I want to cause a multi-generational problem of raccoons robbing vending machines.

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  • ViaGetty@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A black bear in the Adirondacks (her name was Yellow-Yellow) learned and is believed to have taught her cubs how to open BearVault canisters. she was shot on 2012 but Adirondack bears continue chewing through canisters

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  • AtariDump@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ferret; they have little “hands” (I think)

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• tostiman@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  For some reason i read ‘cows’ instead of ‘crows’

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