Its totally Pocahontas, even better because she isn’t a minor.
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finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s Mulan, btw
- Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago- finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 months ago- I don’t know the canonical age of Mulan but she was in marriage talks before enlisting and she is actually married in the sequel if I’m not mistaken. - Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago- She is 16 which seems to be the statistical mode of Disney Princesses… Most are 16, a few are 18 I think one is 19 and Elsa is the only one of drinking age. - finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 months ago- I don’t think Mulan was 16 throughout the entire series, and if we’re going by age of first appearance then I’ve got some bad news for you about Elsa. 
 
 
- Pacattack57@lemmy.world 2 months ago- Pocahontas is 100% a minor. She married John Smith at 12 in real life. Based on the ages of the other princesses of movies at the time she is probably canonically 16 
- LePoisson@lemmy.world 2 months ago- I think that’s really up to interpretation. Her age seems to fluctuate in historical texts from her time. - She easily could have been younger than 18. - People didn’t really have any age of consent laws or any of that and her birth year can only be roughly estimated. So I’d say pick another princess lol 
 
socsa@piefed.social 2 months ago
IDK, Ariel's whole arc was about a quest to get some dick. I like that kind of spunk.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah but her eyes are really huge and that kind of creeps me out.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
What if she were that other kind of mermaid with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Probably make the eyes issue worse tbh.
Honytawk@feddit.nl 2 months ago
She would make a deal with Ursula to trade her legs for a voice instead.
Would make the movie a bit weird though.