Its totally Pocahontas, even better because she isn’t a minor.
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finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s Mulan, btw
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t know the canonical age of Mulan but she was in marriage talks before enlisting and she is actually married in the sequel if I’m not mistaken.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
She is 16 which seems to be the statistical mode of Disney Princesses… Most are 16, a few are 18 I think one is 19 and Elsa is the only one of drinking age.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t think Mulan was 16 throughout the entire series, and if we’re going by age of first appearance then I’ve got some bad news for you about Elsa.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Pocahontas is 100% a minor. She married John Smith at 12 in real life. Based on the ages of the other princesses of movies at the time she is probably canonically 16
LePoisson@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I think that’s really up to interpretation. Her age seems to fluctuate in historical texts from her time.
She easily could have been younger than 18.
People didn’t really have any age of consent laws or any of that and her birth year can only be roughly estimated. So I’d say pick another princess lol
socsa@piefed.social 2 months ago
IDK, Ariel's whole arc was about a quest to get some dick. I like that kind of spunk.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah but her eyes are really huge and that kind of creeps me out.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
What if she were that other kind of mermaid with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Probably make the eyes issue worse tbh.
Honytawk@feddit.nl 2 months ago
She would make a deal with Ursula to trade her legs for a voice instead.
Would make the movie a bit weird though.