Comment on Charging to tour rental properties...

• ook@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Of course, but I unfortunately cannot tip you because my payment processor doesn’t allow to tip NSFW comments.

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  • pivot_root@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Look, we’re not asking for much. Just the tip.

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  • RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This mf out here trying to swipe Visa or MasterCard in the stripper’s butt crack.

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    • CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Idiot.

      It has a chip. You insert it.

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      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        gods you people are living in the past, these days you just hold it against one of the circular NFC readers up top

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    • a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I wouldn’t be surprised if there were at least one person on the planet with a card reader/simcard combo implanted in their buttcheek for those occasions. I’m also pretty sure that Visa/Mastercard would have no issues with that, but if it’s a gaming storefront then they are “omg”-ing

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    • wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah we know her card slot only takes American Express.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’ve got a tip for you.

  (I’m referring to the tip of my penis.)

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  • RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s the sex thing, right?

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Not in my case, no.

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    bites the tip

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