Comment on No one is safe from these psychos. Please stay safe

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  just be happy there’s no assault rifle in the capsule

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  • Player2@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What do you mean? It’s my God given right to store my assault rifle inside my plastic capsule inside my candy! Who are you to tell me not to?

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  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It won’t fit. But bullets would.

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    • hydrospanner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’d eat more candy if it came stuffed with 9mm.

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• XEAL@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  But muh Second Amendment!

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  • sour@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    • beanbag america

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• Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The food code should probably just be amended. It pretty generically says that you can’t have “nonnutritive” stuff inside of it, unless that stuff is safe to consume. That’s a pretty reasonable thing, but it should probably be tweaked for nonnutritive stuff that is easy to spot and less likely to be mistaken for food.

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  • ryathal@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yep. It’s the same law keeping sawdust out of food that is also banning kinder eggs.

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    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      law keeping sawdust out of food

      Grated parmesan has entered the chat.

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• WashedOver@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  We all assume people are at least as smart as we think we are but honestly they aren’t. It’s scary how many stupid people there are even if you are at the lower part of the average. Millions… It’s always the lowest common denominator that the world ends up being built for it seems and that means it’s not required for millions above that…

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