Comment on Yeasty

Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You paint it orange and make it president.

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  • voodooattack@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Shit I can’t breathe

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    • beemikeoak@lemmynsfw.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Dumpster diving again there bud? …baker tosses in another batch of ever expanding stuff.

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• rbos@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If you let it fully ferment it’ll turn into a flat goo

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• gitamar@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Salt it. Salt blocks yeast.

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• Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cook it first

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• humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Flush it down the toilet

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  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    PSA: Kidding aside, never do this.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What would happen?

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      • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeast is anaerobic, meaning that it doesn’t need access to air to metabolize sugars into CO2. So it’s not gonna stop expanding once down the drain. Add to that the very sticky dough surrounding it, and you basically have a recipe ideal for clogging a sewer drain.

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      • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You’ll piss off the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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• zeca@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Make some pancake

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