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BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• Cypher@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Cruising for cock

  Drifting for dong

  Rallying for a root

  …Parking for penis

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  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Running for rod. Riding for red fella. Limping for little Alex. Flying for flesh flute

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    • altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Jumping for Johnson Shambling for shaft Bladerunning for blossom Steamrolling for staff

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  • andros_rex@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Cruising” is a term historically reserved for less heterosexual affairs…

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• GelatinGeorge@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fly fishing

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• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “talking to a man in a 10 meter range”

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  • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Creating a Tinder account with no pictures nor bio and waiting for your tea to cool down a bit.” 😅

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• Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Skulking for schlong

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