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Soulcreator@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

I’m pretty sure I’m completely missing the point, but how on earth did you find yourself in the situation? Like your dick out and blindfolded in a location that virtually anyone can walk into. All of a sudden with little warning you feel something happening down there but you don’t peek or ask what’s up, you just sit there silently and long enough for you to realize you’re getting the best blowjob of your life.

Honestly the more I describe the scenario the more I realize unless it’s a trusted partner, this is not the type of scenario that most women would immediately just start going to town without reason. So if you are strictly looking for a woman, at very least one of sound mind you are probably SOL.

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outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
It’s a thought experiment. How the fuck do you find yourself in the trolley problem?

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- sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  You really need to consider the possibilities when deciding whether to take off the blindfold. I think it’s reasonable to reflect a bit on how you got there to narrow the possibilities down somewhat.
  
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  - outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    Also, while i dont have a dick the concept can translatez and i do not fear the dark. I will not shy away from the amyss. Its kinda my thing. If i enjoy something, i enjoy it. I may lie to the world, but i will not lie to myself.
    
    Even if it’s, like, a dog, and i have a new problematic fetish.
    
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    sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    But what if it’s an old wrinkly man going down like it’s no tomorrow?
    
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  - outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    Right, im saying they’re missing the point.
    
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WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
How did Plato trap all those people in his cave?

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- reksas@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  asking the real questions here
  
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
I thought Marco Pole-blow was one of those universal games everyone grew up playing.

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MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
This is kind of what I was thinking. In order for a situation like this to ACTUALLY happen, there is a complete, flat 0% chance that an attractive woman will be involved in any part of this. So by default its going to be Bill Cosby’s dog or some shit.

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janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
what, you guys have never gone to a sex dungeon and slapped on a blindfold and sat in the Free Use chair??

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- MotoAsh@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  You KNOW that’s still going to be a dog.
  
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DJDarren@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Perhaps most women wouldn’t, but Bill Cosby might.

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