Comment on How do you get the dry boogers out if you don’t pick your nose?

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• squiblet@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  There’s a saying that everyone picks their noses, but what you do with it is a measure of your character.

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  • DeadNinja@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It depends on the booger itself. If it’s a dry one, I just pinch it into a ball and flick it across the room. If it’s one of those wet, sticky, semi-solid ones, I rub it between my thumb and index finger until most of the moisture is removed and the booger is determined to be flickable without being a little bastard and just sticking to one of my nails.

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    • Gargantu8@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      🤮

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      • DeadNinja@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yucky enough ? :-D

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    • 13esq@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      🎵 Pick it, lick it, roll it, flick it, show me how good you are 🎵

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  • pwnicholson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.

    Or my favorite variation: You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t wipe your friends on the underside of the car seat.

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    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      you clearly need better friends.

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    • lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You cant roll your friends up into little green balls and fling em across the room.

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    • darmabum@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      (or)… but you can’t wipe your friends off on your saddle.

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  • Femcowboy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Frugal is a good character trait…

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  • Starb3an@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I flick them. In the trash can or out the window if in the car.

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    • Squizzy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Pick it lick it roll it flick it

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Now, be clean about it

  Eat them, don’t wipe them. 😤

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  • Resistentialism@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • emmanuel_car@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It is theorised that there are health benefits, and we may have even evolved sweet mucous to encourage consumption!

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    • rishado@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      🤨

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    • OwlYaYeet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Stop trying to normalize drinking your own urine Bear Gryls

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    • jhulten@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Piss would eventually be toxic since you would accumulate the excess salts or other compounds your body is flushing out.

      Run it through a solar still first.

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• treadful@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I picked my nose immediately after reading the title.

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  • EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I also picked your nose immediately after reading the title.

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    • treadful@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Appreciate you

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• SparkyTemper@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  There are boogers all over the bathroom wall. I get it, it’s a sawmill but Jesus it’s disgusting.

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