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MTK@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Will changes his name

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  • MTK@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh no! Who will I shit at now?

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• milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Poor Will.

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  • MTK@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He loves it

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• Birch@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You have the constant urge to shit too

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  • MTK@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I hoped you would say that ;)

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• jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But only Will and nobody else. If Will isn’t around you better hope he shows up or you may have some serious medical problems.

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  • MTK@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I name my toilet Will, problem solved

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    • jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You can never be very far from home at any time, in case you have to poop

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      • MTK@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Also I can just change my name to will, poop on my hand and throw it at my enemies

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      • MTK@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Since toilets are not usually named, I can name any toilet I want! Plus I can always find someone named Will

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• Godric@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You can’t piss at will.

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  • MTK@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Poor will, never getting that number 1

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• NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You have a constant, dire, and unending desire to shit at all times.

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• frobeniusnorm@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  … but you will simultaneously puke

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  • MTK@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So the usual?

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