Comment on Let's play this game again

sour@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• esc27@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Extreme fear of heights

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  • HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Stealth low flight mode activated!

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    ‘… I… I just prefer to ‘hover’, ok?’

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  • zippythezigzag@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Hovering would still be nice

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  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “Hey, whats that up in the air?”

    “It’s a bird.”

    “No, it’s a plane!”

    “Wait… Is that…?”

    “AAAAAAAUUUGGGHAAAAAAHH”

    “It’s Banshee Man!”

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Achieved like bats fly. Your arms and fingers have been transformed into wings.

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• saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You are now the sexiest thing alive to birds, so they will constantly hit on you.

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• OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  you lose all leg strength

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• Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Only at the speed of walking.

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• crapwittyname@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You can’t do it unless you’re wearing revealing bondage gear and a ball gag. Your kinks become the story instead of your superpower.

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• hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You can’t walk

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  • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Depending on how controlled the flight is, you could just flight 5mm off the ground and just look like you’re walking normally.

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  • sour@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That sounds perfectly fine though

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• NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You’re now a city pigeon.

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• merc@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Flying has its own built-in side effects.

  Every time you take off, there’s a pretty good chance that people nearby will notice. The government will want to study someone who has the ability to fly, so they’ll start surveiling the area. Within a short time they’ll figure out who you are, and you’ll be captured and eventually dissected.

  And, that’s assuming your flight superpower comes with the ability to breathe at high altitudes, the ability to resist the cold you’d be exposed to by flying, the ability to see while flying without having your eyes dry out, etc.

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You get struck by lightning

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