Comment on velosaur

piranhaconda@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This joke is a bit derivative

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• _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  don’t forget the snap, crackle, and popraptors!

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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    or the Yomamaisaraptor!

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  • piranhaconda@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Paleontologists across the world have been holding out on us! I demand they release the fossils of all the cool raptors!

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• a14o@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Velociraptor = ∫ Acceleraptor ⨉ Timeraptor

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    • constantraptor

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    • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Is that when the humans it ate didn’t have enough fibre?

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• PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Don’t forget Speedraptor!

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  • piranhaconda@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I didn’t forget, I just don’t know which direction that one ran off to!

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s hopped up on so much meth, even it doesn’t have any idea where it went.

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  • adb@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    There’s a lack of consensus the matter. Some specialists claim that it belongs to the family of Amphetaminoraptors.

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