Well, he might rape the gorilla, then everyone will spend the next 2 decades defending him…
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Tiger666@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla. Mike Tyson was told he would be killed and backed down.
Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
nah but anon is built different
KinglyWeevil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
If not for the ethics on the side of the gorilla in terms of making them fight a human, I legitimately do think we should let every single person who thinks they can 1v1 them try. Idiocy of this level voluntarily removing itself from the gene pool is a net good for the species.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 month ago
It would at least give LiveLeak a reason to return.
Tiger666@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
If any human would have a slight chance, it would have been Mike Tyson.
LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hot (and irrelevant take) but I disagree. Mike Tyson was actually kinda small for a heavyweight and I don’t think any person stands a chance of knocking out a gorilla (have you seen the way their skulls are built?!). I think if any human had a slight chance it would be a huge wrestling or BJJ champion that knows how to grapple and maybe, idk, choke out a larger opponent with superior technique.
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There might be a line of 100 challengers. Once they see what happens to the first guy, they will scatter.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Yes, wrong mostly.
Especially in the head department.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Yeah, 3 inches taller and 40 pounds lighter. You’re not gonna beat a gorilla being a quarter the weight. You could maybe outrun it, but you’ll just get wrecked if you try to fight head on.