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One time, I was on the phone with my ex, and they narrated writing on the side of the toilet bowl with their own poo. It was incredibly vivid, and I was legitimately disgusted. He added emphasis and storytelling. I sat there and protested, completely unaware his mom did colonoscopies, and he was unfazed by the mention of poop.

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ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
I mean, shit in a bag does feel like play-doh sometimes.

Source: have a dog

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- Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  Warm play-doh unfortunately
  
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  - GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    Unless you grab the wrong loaf… chilly surprise!
    
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    blackris@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    This makes it sooo mich worse, somehow. 😳
    
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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
It depends on the shit. It comes in a wide variety of consistencies, even on the same day.

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TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
Analogies are cursed. They can paint so vivid a picture you wish you were illiterate.

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- spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  “All those moments will be lost in time, like poo on the side of a toilet.”
  
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