Comment on Discussion Thread 🕹 Monday 14 April 2025

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• dumblederp@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Personal Polynesian. Just a massive dude that hangs out and occasionally helps out with things.

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• TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Japanese house boy. No contest.

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• just_kitten@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  A cleaner, absolutely hands down. Especially the bathroom. Everything else I can somehow handle but the #1 very first kind of help I would get if I had money is a cleaner. Then maybe an admin person (even just to make phone calls, I hate phone calls). Then maaaaybe a cook but I would be very very picky about what they make and how.

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I also want a personal assistant and it was a close toss up between that and a cleaner

    but I’m thinking with a full time cleaner my mind and time would be freer to do my own admin and I don’t care how awkward I am and how long things would take as I wouldn’t be under any pressure from other tasks

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• tone212_@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I reckon a chef (who also cleans the kitchen one done), delicious meals prepared for me and time saved cooking / cleaning would transform my life.

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• Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Cat trainer lol

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• Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  full time cleaner and laundry , including cat care

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• PeelerSheila@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Housekeeper. No contest.

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• melbaboutown@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hired goon

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  • PeelerSheila@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I think Seagoon might be a bit busy unpacking still

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      still unpacking 😫

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  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Haha. Let me guess? It’s their job to protect the birds water dish and to feel free to pistol whip anyone that gets too close?

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  • TinyBreak@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “but you can do that for free… oOOOOOOOH GOON… Not the other thing. Carry on”

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• Force_majeure123@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Probably a Ghost Buster

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  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ummm…

    How much you paying? I might be interested.

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    • Force_majeure123@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’m going to need to see your credentials before we get into things like “wages” and “salary”

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      • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Yeah, yeah I’ve got all that, I need to know if you’ll be home while I bust these ghosts and is there a decent pizza shop near by.

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• anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Can I have one great all-rounder, to do bits of everything?

  Otherwise, definitely personal chef

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  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Image

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• Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Cat litter dealerwither! Need to scum every 5 minutes they way these boys kick the stuff around

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• TinyBreak@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  dog walker atm. Would just love them to get some more walks!

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• SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  A chef, in a heartbeat.

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  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’ve thought about a kitchen hand. They prepare. I cook. They clean up.

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• bacon@aussie.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Cleaner, must do laundry

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