Comment on This gay tortoise is older than the word “homosexual”

• GraniteM@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• dangercake@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Can we do agree to use “Sashayed in” rather than “hatched”?

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  • jerkface@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    He’s still more tortoise than he is gay.

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    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’s probably true. But like, by weight? Surface area? Gay actions per hour vs turtle actions per hour?

      Hard to nail down.

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      • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Don’t nail tortoises down. They reeeeally hate that.

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      • jerkface@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        By the degree his life would change were that aspect of him to change.

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  • moody@lemmings.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Perhaps he only ambled in.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’m thinking something in a casual saunter with a touch of hip sway.

      Or whatever the tortoise equivalent of that is 🤷

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  • blazeknave@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I want to look this bc I’m almost genx, but I think it’s sexist? What am I supposed to do in 2025?

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    • dangercake@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Oh you don’t stop now, you sashay harder. For all of us.

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