Comment on This gay tortoise is older than the word “homosexual”

• tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Which is 36 years after this guy hatched

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  • dangercake@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Can we do agree to use “Sashayed in” rather than “hatched”?

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    • jerkface@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      He’s still more tortoise than he is gay.

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      • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        That’s probably true. But like, by weight? Surface area? Gay actions per hour vs turtle actions per hour?

        Hard to nail down.

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    • moody@lemmings.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Perhaps he only ambled in.

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I’m thinking something in a casual saunter with a touch of hip sway.

        Or whatever the tortoise equivalent of that is 🤷

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    • blazeknave@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I want to look this bc I’m almost genx, but I think it’s sexist? What am I supposed to do in 2025?

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      • dangercake@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Oh you don’t stop now, you sashay harder. For all of us.

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  • GraniteM@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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