By the degree his life would change were that aspect of him to change.
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dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 week agoThat’s probably true. But like, by weight? Surface area? Gay actions per hour vs turtle actions per hour?
Hard to nail down.
jerkface@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Ah yep. His life would be significantly more different if he stopped being a tortoise.
jerkface@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
Honestly, it’s debatable whether a blind tortoise with no sense of smell is expressing homosexuality just because they seek sexual gratification with an object that happens to be male. He might also fuck rocks.
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
Don’t nail tortoises down. They reeeeally hate that.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Well then they shouldn’t slowly walk all over the place!