Comment on This gay tortoise is older than the word “homosexual”

• dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s probably true. But like, by weight? Surface area? Gay actions per hour vs turtle actions per hour?

  Hard to nail down.

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  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t nail tortoises down. They reeeeally hate that.

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    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well then they shouldn’t slowly walk all over the place!

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  • jerkface@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    By the degree his life would change were that aspect of him to change.

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    • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ah yep. His life would be significantly more different if he stopped being a tortoise.

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      • jerkface@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Honestly, it’s debatable whether a blind tortoise with no sense of smell is expressing homosexuality just because they seek sexual gratification with an object that happens to be male. He might also fuck rocks.

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