Comment on This gay tortoise is older than the word “homosexual”

• jerkface@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He’s still more tortoise than he is gay.

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  • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s probably true. But like, by weight? Surface area? Gay actions per hour vs turtle actions per hour?

    Hard to nail down.

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    • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Don’t nail tortoises down. They reeeeally hate that.

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      • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Well then they shouldn’t slowly walk all over the place!

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    • jerkface@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      By the degree his life would change were that aspect of him to change.

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      • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Ah yep. His life would be significantly more different if he stopped being a tortoise.

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• moody@lemmings.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Perhaps he only ambled in.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m thinking something in a casual saunter with a touch of hip sway.

    Or whatever the tortoise equivalent of that is 🤷

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• blazeknave@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I want to look this bc I’m almost genx, but I think it’s sexist? What am I supposed to do in 2025?

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  • dangercake@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh you don’t stop now, you sashay harder. For all of us.

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