Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy?

• SabinStargem@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  My hypothesis: narcissistic people live longer, because they apply the placebo effect at all times to themselves.

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  • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I think it’s simply due to stress. Most people care about people other than themselves. They worry about the effect of their actions on others. They worry about not living up to their potential. They worry about letting people they care about down. Narcissists by contrast get to live blissfully ignorant low stress lives. Look at Trump. That bastard has not a care in the world. In his mind, he’s already perfect. Notice how the presidency tends to rapidly age people, but it didn’t seem to affect Trump? This is why.

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    • tyronenguyen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yeah he’s golfing everyday

      He’s stressed doing politics for an hour, so he’ll go golf for 4hrs. If anything, he’s getting younger.

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  • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I agree with your theory that narcissists live longer but I also think they suck the lives out of the people closest to them

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    • naught101@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Sooo… Narcissists are a type of vampire?

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      • FearMeAndDecay@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Yes, but not even the sexy kind of vampire

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      • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        More like the Wraiths from Stargate Atlantis.

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  • iamtrashman1312@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You could really be on to something there. It scans

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    • conditional_soup@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It scans?! Yar, I’ll be lootin’ this here phrase, matey!

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      • iamtrashman1312@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Phrase is free, may simply take, comrade

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• Red_October@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It’s said that the good die young. That orange shitstick might be nearly immortal.

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  • CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Mmm idk, personally I know a selfish POS that killed himself a few years out of college. Then again: every rule will have its exceptions.

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• selson@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It’s the mean granny rule.

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• Matticus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  And in that case, access to treatment not available to the general public yet.

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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I bet it wasn’t horse dewormer for him.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      So he got the horse rewormer then. I think you’re onto something

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