Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy?

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  We thought that when he got covid though.

  Some people are kept alive through sheer meanness.

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  • SabinStargem@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    My hypothesis: narcissistic people live longer, because they apply the placebo effect at all times to themselves.

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    • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I think it’s simply due to stress. Most people care about people other than themselves. They worry about the effect of their actions on others. They worry about not living up to their potential. They worry about letting people they care about down. Narcissists by contrast get to live blissfully ignorant low stress lives. Look at Trump. That bastard has not a care in the world. In his mind, he’s already perfect. Notice how the presidency tends to rapidly age people, but it didn’t seem to affect Trump? This is why.

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      • tyronenguyen@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Yeah he’s golfing everyday

        He’s stressed doing politics for an hour, so he’ll go golf for 4hrs. If anything, he’s getting younger.

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    • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I agree with your theory that narcissists live longer but I also think they suck the lives out of the people closest to them

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      • naught101@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Sooo… Narcissists are a type of vampire?

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    • iamtrashman1312@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You could really be on to something there. It scans

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      • conditional_soup@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        It scans?! Yar, I’ll be lootin’ this here phrase, matey!

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  • Red_October@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s said that the good die young. That orange shitstick might be nearly immortal.

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    • CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Mmm idk, personally I know a selfish POS that killed himself a few years out of college. Then again: every rule will have its exceptions.

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  • selson@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s the mean granny rule.

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  • Matticus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And in that case, access to treatment not available to the general public yet.

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    • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I bet it wasn’t horse dewormer for him.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        So he got the horse rewormer then. I think you’re onto something

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• SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Keep sending him burgers and fries

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• starlinguk@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If he’s got dementia, he’ll probably die within 10 years of his first symptoms, and that’s been a while. It’ll still be too long, obviously.

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• cdnwaffleiron@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  One can only hope…

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