“Sorry, my cock is too big for that”
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YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
“Pull forward after fueling or get shot”?
False@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
shalafi@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s a joke about truckers that fuel and then fuck around while the guy behind them is fuming with impatience. LOL, I’ve been that guy.
“OH FFS MOVE!”
Besides, truckers are on more of a schedule than the rest of us tooling around.
YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Thank you! This makes the most sense. I was wondering what was wrong with “please pull forward when done fueling” without threatening violence. A common annoyance plus and inside joke makes a lot more sense.
neatobuilds@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
even if your arent a trucker its so annoying when someone fills thier gas then walks off into the store to buy a snack, like just go park in front of the store. one time the gas station clerk came to tell one guy to move his car because he was just there working on it with the hood open after he got gas, the dude got so mad he jumped in his car and sped off, which was great for us that were waiting for an open spot
Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Do you pull away before paying normally? Would the clerk still know which bill is yours then?
neatobuilds@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
They don’t let you pump before you pay here and usually the pump has a card reader on it so I never go inside unless I need to use the restroom or something
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Guessing Texas
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Probably flu shot, maybe Covid booster?
MBM@lemmings.world 3 weeks ago
… nobody came forward to say that the image is in fact photoshopped? It’s part of the joke. It’s from a facebook group that does these things.
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Station owner sounds like a fake tough guy who cries about DEI.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
So a standard Trump supporter?
ceenote@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sure he’s like that on the surface, but I bet his station is willing to accept suggestively shaped loads, if you know what I mean.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
I’m just imagining some trucker who didn’t see the sign walking into the store to buy some snacks
shalafi@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It isn’t the owner going to be doing the shooting. It’s the guy stuck waiting behind an empty truck. That’s the joke.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
If you say so.
King3d@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
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fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 3 weeks ago
Maybe, but not based on the sign. That’s a standard trucker joke about waiting for pumps.
MBM@lemmings.world 3 weeks ago
Definitely a fake tough guy, but not in the way you meant. The whole image is fake.
kerrigan778@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
ITS. A. JOKE.
deegeese@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Of course it’s a joke.
The jokes you tell are a window into your personality and this one looks rotten.
kerrigan778@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The ability to make a silly dumb joke about a minor occupational annoyance is a window into being able to laugh at yourself. Your inability to look at someone making a silly joke without making political condemnations about their character says more about you than about them.
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
It’s an attempt at a joke, jokes are supposed to be funny