Comment on Inching closer to the grave every day

PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yeah, the other day I was consulting with another therapist, and I was telling her how in EMDR therapy I often say “don’t give me the whole article, just the headline” when I want to explain to the client to avoid talking too much during EMDR. she works with teens, and she went “yeah, that will not fly with my clients.”

  We came up with “don’t give me the long-form video, just give me the TikTok” as we both felt we were inching closer to the grave, lol.

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  • Yucky_Dimension@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Give me the clip, not the VOD.” How do you do, fellow kids?

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  • Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Damn…

    I’m Gen Z and I feel like I’d still understand the article analogy, but when I think about my gen-alpha cousins maybe they would need the TikTok analogy…

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  • partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    We came up with “don’t give me the long-form video, just give me the TikTok” as we both felt we were inching closer to the grave, lol.

    “Give me the Reader’s Digest condensed version.”

    “How does what a reader eats have anything to do with this? and why would we need a condensed version of that diet description?”

    oh god, I’m old.

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    • klu9@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “Give me juſt the title, not the compleate novel.”

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    • sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Hey kids! Anything interesting in the latest TV Guide?

      Oh really? I’ll have to set up my DVR to tape it, I’ll be at a doctor appointment when the first episode airs…

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      • TwanHE@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Bro im not that old and i remember this, all the good English shows used to air new episodes at night.

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  • Lucky13@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Skip the labor pains, just give me the baby.

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  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m not a Gen Z but how about, give me the TLDR?

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    • Szyler@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m early thirties, I say this to friends (online and irl) if they talk to much.

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I like this, I’m going to tell her about this.

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  • Amanduh@lemm.ee ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I just say “I don’t need your whole life story” but that is kinda rude and wouldn’t work well with clients lol

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  • Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Give me the Season 1 recap.”

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      This is a good one, thanks!

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      • Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I live but to serve.

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• bus_factor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  About a decade ago my employer had an intern present their findings from analyzing some survey data. One of the findings was this:

  “People who answer surveys are really old. Like really old. Like thirty.”

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• Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Primary school age children are horrible at guessing age. One time when I was 16 a group of 6 year olds estimated I was 40. And I don’t look old, a few weeks ago, I got carded buying beer, which is 16+. I’m 27.

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• rishado@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Are you under the impression that newspapers are still in fashion? Feel like they’re kind of right on that one.

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