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occultist8128@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• chaotic_altruist@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Seems none of the 4 signs include sexual attraction toward males and females. Would love to know what the 4 mentioned signs actually are for context

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  • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    #1 You have nipples.
    #3 You like things inside you.
    #4 You like rubbing or licking things.
    #4 You’ve said “A hole is a hole”.\

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    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      When I was young enough to not realize this wasn’t a question for my dad (5-7ish), I asked him what “dropping the soap” meant in a prison context. He explained that mens and womens prisons don’t mix, and gave a kid friendlyish answer. I then proved further, because I was aware of gay people saying it wasn’t a choice, and didn’t get how it could sometimes be a choice.

      My dad, completely unaware of how to handle this situation said “when you’re desperate, sometimes a hole’s a hole.” It took about five years for me to understand that answer.

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  • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It might also be aimed at (and hopefully made by) young people who are often very concerned with their sexuality, even before they have enough practical experience and /or self knowledge to know if they’re sexually attracted to anyone.

    I didn’t recognize my first crush on a girl until over a decade later, because it was different from my crushes on boys. I thought I just admired her a lot. I had gotten to second base at least with half a dozen of my female friends before I thought I might be into girls (I was not especially self-aware). Hell, I lost my virginity to a girl and didn’t realize it until years later. I could see this being a list for people like me, who are somehow missing the obvious.

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    • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “And I only figured it out after my wife told me”

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      • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s just a practice marriage, so we don’t embarrass ourselves in front of our husbands later.

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    • zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wait, the bases are numbered?

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      • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        We went by the four Fs: French, feel, finger, fuck. Fellatio would fit right in, but we didn’t really use it and counted that as base 3.5.

        Which is why I didn’t initially realize I lost my virginity to a girl, because we just went to 3.5. I was talking to someone about it and they literally looked at me and were like “so gold star lesbians are just all virgins?” and I realized I was being an idiot.

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  • occultist8128@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    maybe they just telling “bisexual behavior” not in sexual context like “you love staring at your meal for 2 minutes before you eat” lmao

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    • SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I stare at my meal for 2 minute before I eat! I always knew I was bisexual, but this confirms it!

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    • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Wait, is that to with bisexual? I thought it’s having sex twice a week, or biweekly I don’t remember

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      • occultist8128@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        i was just assuming the content of that titkok comment screenshot :/

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    • terminhell@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Bite sexual?

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  • Shou@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nonsense! It’s all about wanting to eat out people, sleep with them, people making you smile and secretly being in love with some of your friends!

    /s

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• funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I looked it up. It’s from a deliberately “cringe” creator. The 4 things from the video are

  • you like eating
  • you like sleeping
  • you like smiling
  • you like your friends

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  • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    • I have an eating disorder. I hate eating. • I have a fear of missing anything. I hate sleeping. • My frown is permanent and smiling hurts my cheeks at about the height of my nose • I hate my friends because it makes me feel like I have to contribute something.

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Still not bisexual.

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