I looked it up. It’s from a deliberately “cringe” creator. The 4 things from the video are
- you like eating
- you like sleeping
- you like smiling
- you like your friends
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occultist8128@infosec.pub 10 months ago
wut
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
• I have an eating disorder. I hate eating. • I have a fear of missing anything. I hate sleeping. • My frown is permanent and smiling hurts my cheeks at about the height of my nose • I hate my friends because it makes me feel like I have to contribute something.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Still not bisexual.
chaotic_altruist@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Seems none of the 4 signs include sexual attraction toward males and females. Would love to know what the 4 mentioned signs actually are for context
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
#1 You have nipples.
#3 You like things inside you.
#4 You like rubbing or licking things.
#4 You’ve said “A hole is a hole”.\
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 10 months ago
When I was young enough to not realize this wasn’t a question for my dad (5-7ish), I asked him what “dropping the soap” meant in a prison context. He explained that mens and womens prisons don’t mix, and gave a kid friendlyish answer. I then proved further, because I was aware of gay people saying it wasn’t a choice, and didn’t get how it could sometimes be a choice.
My dad, completely unaware of how to handle this situation said “when you’re desperate, sometimes a hole’s a hole.” It took about five years for me to understand that answer.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It might also be aimed at (and hopefully made by) young people who are often very concerned with their sexuality, even before they have enough practical experience and /or self knowledge to know if they’re sexually attracted to anyone.
I didn’t recognize my first crush on a girl until over a decade later, because it was different from my crushes on boys. I thought I just admired her a lot. I had gotten to second base at least with half a dozen of my female friends before I thought I might be into girls (I was not especially self-aware). Hell, I lost my virginity to a girl and didn’t realize it until years later. I could see this being a list for people like me, who are somehow missing the obvious.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
“And I only figured it out after my wife told me”
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s just a practice marriage, so we don’t embarrass ourselves in front of our husbands later.
zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Wait, the bases are numbered?
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 10 months ago
We went by the four Fs: French, feel, finger, fuck. Fellatio would fit right in, but we didn’t really use it and counted that as base 3.5.
Which is why I didn’t initially realize I lost my virginity to a girl, because we just went to 3.5. I was talking to someone about it and they literally looked at me and were like “so gold star lesbians are just all virgins?” and I realized I was being an idiot.
occultist8128@infosec.pub 10 months ago
maybe they just telling “bisexual behavior” not in sexual context like “you love staring at your meal for 2 minutes before you eat” lmao
SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
I stare at my meal for 2 minute before I eat! I always knew I was bisexual, but this confirms it!
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Wait, is that to with bisexual? I thought it’s having sex twice a week, or biweekly I don’t remember
occultist8128@infosec.pub 10 months ago
i was just assuming the content of that titkok comment screenshot :/
terminhell@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Bite sexual?
Shou@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Nonsense! It’s all about wanting to eat out people, sleep with them, people making you smile and secretly being in love with some of your friends!
/s