I always like dead panning my way thru prank phone calls. My last one.

Me answering phone: (store name) Aeao speaking

Teenage boys chuckling: hello, do you guys sell… Dildos

Me: yes we do

Boys: oh…okay… What kind do you have?

Me: all kinds. Everything from pills to dragon.

Boys: oh…and how much are they?

Me: all 1.25

Boys: umm thank you…

Me: anything else I can assist you with?

Boys: ummm no that was all thank you

Me: we’ll have a pleasant day and thank you for calling (store name)