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Next year's Christmas gift for that person in your life that you hate.

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨FlyingSquid@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Do they have an audiobook version?

    Bastards illiterate.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They tried doing an audiobook version, but it kept making phones melt.

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      • Godnroc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Really, the sign of a good copy is how short the recording is.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Could be worse. Could be Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Earth

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Or Paul Neil Milne Johnstone of Redbridge.

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  • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Back in 1997 or so there was a web browser called Vogon Poetry, “the worst web browser on earth.”

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  • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Take my money!

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    > enjoy poetry
    
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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You realise that, although the Vogon poetry is indeed astoundingly bad, worse things happen at sea, and in fact, at school. With an effort for which Hercules himself would have patted you on the back, you grit your teeth and enjoy the stuff.

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  • leave_it_blank@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Could be worse. Could be Paklet poetry.

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    • Bahnd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Dont worry, Vogon poetry is third worst, the second being “Ode to a sticky green piece of putty I found growing in my armpit one mid-summer morning”

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    • Aggravationstation@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yes, it could be paklet

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  • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Is this a real thing? Where can I buy it?

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