Could be worse. Could be Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Earth
Next year's Christmas gift for that person in your life that you hate.
Submitted 9 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 9 months ago
Back in 1997 or so there was a web browser called Vogon Poetry, “the worst web browser on earth.”
random_character_a@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Take my money!
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 months ago
> enjoy poetry
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
You realise that, although the Vogon poetry is indeed astoundingly bad, worse things happen at sea, and in fact, at school. With an effort for which Hercules himself would have patted you on the back, you grit your teeth and enjoy the stuff.
leave_it_blank@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Could be worse. Could be Paklet poetry.
Bahnd@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Dont worry, Vogon poetry is third worst, the second being “Ode to a sticky green piece of putty I found growing in my armpit one mid-summer morning”
Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Yes, it could be paklet
MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Is this a real thing? Where can I buy it?
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Do they have an audiobook version?
Bastards illiterate.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
They tried doing an audiobook version, but it kept making phones melt.
Godnroc@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Really, the sign of a good copy is how short the recording is.