Next year's Christmas gift for that person in your life that you hate.

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• NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Do they have an audiobook version?

  Bastards illiterate.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They tried doing an audiobook version, but it kept making phones melt.

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    • Godnroc@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Really, the sign of a good copy is how short the recording is.

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Could be worse. Could be Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Earth

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or Paul Neil Milne Johnstone of Redbridge.

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• dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Back in 1997 or so there was a web browser called Vogon Poetry, “the worst web browser on earth.”

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• random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Take my money!

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• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  > enjoy poetry
  

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You realise that, although the Vogon poetry is indeed astoundingly bad, worse things happen at sea, and in fact, at school. With an effort for which Hercules himself would have patted you on the back, you grit your teeth and enjoy the stuff.

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• leave_it_blank@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Could be worse. Could be Paklet poetry.

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  • Bahnd@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dont worry, Vogon poetry is third worst, the second being “Ode to a sticky green piece of putty I found growing in my armpit one mid-summer morning”

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  • Aggravationstation@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes, it could be paklet

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• MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is this a real thing? Where can I buy it?

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