Why are we putting defibrillators in buildings when we should be installing these?

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I always imagine it would be hilarious if they made these ‘break glass in emergency’ using bullet proof glass

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• ericisshort@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Towelie approved

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• Peppycito@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Otherwise, what are the hoopy froods going to do when the Vogons arrive?

  You lie down under a table and put a paper bag on your head. Duh.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Will that help?

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    • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, but it gives you a sense of purpose.

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    • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes, the paper relflects vogons.

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• cerement@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  broken glass embedded in safety towel …

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s for hand-to-hand combat.

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  • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Couple shakes’ll do the trick

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• Someonelemmy@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh no. Not again…

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• nifty@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why does the towel look like it has been used by an entire family?

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• Toes@ani.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Genius, you will be our ambassador when the Vogon’s come to visit.

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes, then he’ll have to listen to their poetry instead of me.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    For all 2 minutes before we get blown up?

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• A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Want

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• Sharpiemarker@startrek.website ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Need this

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• pineapplelover@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t get the reference

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  • penguinsAreRapists@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy

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