*Porcelain shatters*

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• dipshit@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A bit of advance for those who want very loud shits: get your ass crack waxed. I’m not even joking here, you will gain godlike powers in public restrooms. Consider for a moment how loud you can clap your hands. Now consider how much quieter your clap would be if your hands were covered in hair. I was dating an aesthetician once who waxed my ass after a boyzillian. My shits reverberated the corporate bathroom until the hair grew back in.

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  • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Couple the shaved ass with a diet consisting exclusively of beans, cabbage, broccoli, and soft cheeses and baby you got a category 5 ass-tastrophy brewing

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    • dipshit@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Mama Mia!

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  • GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The real mistake is only doing it once. It won’t itch or bother you after the first couple of times.

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  • Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    PuPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP sploosh

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    • dipshit@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Onomatopoopia

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  • Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Next time I’m in a public bathroom and someone’s super loud, I’m totally saying outloud ‘someome shaves their anus’ before leaving.

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FLRHejWAo8

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    • dipshit@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      chef’s kiss

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• tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I hate everything about this.

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t know, “Frighteningly sudden” has a certain magic to it.

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    • occhionaut@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I want it to startle me awake like a dozing dog

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  • clubb@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I love everything about this

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  • robdor@lemmynsfw.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    For every one you don’t buy I will buy 10.

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• bighatchester@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I thought this was a legit ad at first. I do get a couple ads using sync for Lemmy

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  • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You may want to switch your client then. I can recommend voyager, it is based on Apollo for reddit. Have yet to see an actual ad (discounting OF sellers and the occasional LLM wall of text with a link)

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    • bighatchester@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t mind the ads it’s one every 20-30 posts and they are easy to just scroll on by .

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• PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Demolition edition? I'ma need SIX seashells for this.

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• troyunrau@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Outer Worlds 2 writing team here. You’re hired!

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