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The guillotine song

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨balderdash9@lemmy.zip⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • RegalPotoo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Guillotines need gravity to work, which is why the billionaires are so interested in going to spaces

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    • bdonvr@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s a little bougie but I think we can solve this with some high powered springs

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      • kool_newt@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Microgravitational revolutionary physics?

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    • SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But if the billionaires go to space, it won’t be the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism, and where will Tim Curry go?

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Woah

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    • Nachorella@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Centrifugal force has entered the spaceship.

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    • crsu@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They want to go to space because an asteroid if mined could have more raw materials than are in circulation.

      Do you think that’ll be shared among our species or is it more likely they’ll use it as leverage to become something more powerful than kings, presidents or corporations. That is a tremendous amount of economic leverage if you can deliver it.

      They have no interest in living in space but 100000000% interest in exploiting it for resources with autonomous miners. The space exploration/tourism is just to get R&D paid for by the big earners but not really wealthy. Not wealthy enough to make a space station anyway.

      I don’t believe it’s possible for another 100 years but that’s 2 generations which is nothing if you’re a dynastic wealthy family who thinks you’re charting the course of humanity. If it sounds crazy keep in mind they were the original latch key kids, growing up with au pairs and private jets. Their thought process operates on a different inertia to the point of brain damage due to isolation from the consequences of their actions. One day we’ll view greed as a treatable mental illness in the DSM. They have a hard time relating to normal people and see the working class as meat machines.

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    • explodicle@local106.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You can’t space billionaires without space billionaires!

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  • robotopera@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Rip Trevor Moore

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    • jared@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “Local Sexpot”

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  • Siethron@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Step one is to stop calling the wealthy dregs “elites”

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    • doctorcrimson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah, for real, this sounds like something Republicans would chant while installing an actual plutocratic false prophet dictator.

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    • fosforus@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah, I hate also that those things are equated. I mean perhaps the actual elite are more often rich than others, but there definitely exist plenty of non-elite rich people.

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  • Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You better watch out talking like that or you’ll end up with blunt force head trauma and alcohol in your system.

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    • balderdash9@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I just want to state publicly that I do not and have never wanted to unalive myself

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      • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Comment deleted by Illuminati

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  • STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I have revised the reports and I’ve come to the conclusion that this does not violate rule 2 (call to violence).

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  • AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Lol people who still believe there’s hope.

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  • ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES!!

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    • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      YUH!

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  • Nachorella@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Apparently this is a whole genre. Mega Guillotine 2020

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    • Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      AJJ ♥️

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    • Albatross2724@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Revolutionary Neutral Milk Hotel vibes

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  • chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The bearded German’s prophecy must one day be fulfilled. Workers of the world unite

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  • vegantomato@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There is always going to be an elite.

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    • irmoz@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Must be sad to have such limited imagination. I don’t have the disappointing disability that makes it impossible to envision life without a Daddy in charge, so I can’t relate.

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      • vegantomato@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I don’t think like that. I’m just saying that if a revolution is executed by bad people, they will just move the power to another tyrant. Revolts and revolutions have their place, but that does not mean that they always work. Look at Communist China or Russia. Look at the Arab Spring. Look at Libya, Gadafi was a really bad guy, a rapist even. But what happened after people revolted? Just more corruption, crime and foreign powers taking advantage of the situation.

        This is why when people with a certain political leaning in the West say that they want to eat the rich, without having any further plan or clue what that would entail, look like dangerous retards. Excuse my French. Most people are pissed that they are litarelly being robbed every day by their governments, some have even been attacked physically or imprisoned unjustly. These are all legitimate grievences I do not inted to downplay at all. However, when people destroy order, leave everyone vulnerable to internal and external threats, will that make the situation better or worse? Are you willing to take that risk? What is the probability that your country will survive and prosper after such an event? Ask yourself that.

        Lastly, my previous statement holds, people will automatically rearrange themselves into power structures, even after a theoretical reset. That’s human nature. Of course there are degrees to this, but power structures will be there nontheless. You and many others don’t seem to have a clue if a revolution will lead to less totalitarianism, or more totalitarianism, you just assume that it would lead to a better state. Sorry to say, that’s a bit naive.

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  • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sounds kinky :3

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  • PatFussy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Kind of interesting given garrison is supposedly trump in the story

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