this is actually my plan (minus the sex 3 times a day of course) for later in my life, ideally without the going to prison part.
Always look on the bright side of life
Submitted 10 months ago by pettend@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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KpntAutismus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
WoahWoah@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Your “plan” is to read books and workout? Feel free to get started, boss.
KpntAutismus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
my plan ist to live a happy and healthy life. living with my parents and going to work hinders me from doing exactly that. i might have the opprtunity to not have to work, so i will gladly do that.
feel free to continue living your hateful life. but i won’t. i want to change.
Siegfried@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Aux@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s funny and all, but you have to work in a real prison. Just like you do in the office. The difference is that by the end of the day you leave the office and enjoy your hard earned money. But when you’re working in prison, you are still in prison by the end of the day. And you don’t get money, because fuck you, that’s why.
crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz 10 months ago
Well if you are in prison, most time’s you deserve that IMHO
thezeesystem@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Isn’t jail just slavery according to the 13th amendment? Iirc at least.
erev@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The prison complex doesn’t want you to call it that, but yes. The 13th amendment makes a specific exception for slavery if the person is imprisoned. That’s why prisoners “work” for way below minimum wage in a variety of jobs that they probably didn’t choose. Not to mention that the majority of prisoners are people of color…
Kase@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I was curious how many people in prison are forced to work. If this source is correct, it’s about 2/3. But the conditions of that work are apparently worse than I’d thought. Here’s the original report (posted last year) and an article with a summary. Correction is welcome if this is inaccurate ◉‿◉
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Does matter… Had sex? 🥹
Addition@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Only if they force you to work.
andthenthreemore@startrek.website 10 months ago
Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.
(emphasis mine)
dingus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m not at all excusing it, but don’t prisoners technically get paid for their work? It’s just some horrifically pathetic wage like $0.50/hr or something like that.
themoken@startrek.website 10 months ago
Earning a pittance doesn’t mean they’re not slaves. They’re slaves because they can’t quit. Prisoners have basically zero agency in their lives.
AnxiousOtter@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Slavery doesn’t have anything to do with compensation. Slavery is about the absence of choice.
Whippygoatcream@reddthat.com 10 months ago
You are not wrong
Lemmyvisitor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
what is the alternative
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Not… slavery?
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Well in the US it is I guess