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Must be a pissing contest in there

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MacNCheezus@lemmy.today⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • crsu@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    VIPees only

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Cool it with the toilet humor. This is a respectable shitposting community.

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    • tiltinjimmy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Right piss way…

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I mean, pissing is a private event for a lot of people.

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  • LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Maybe someone had enough of the “people” who try to strike up conversations at the urinal

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    • KISSmyOS@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

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      • LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Lmao this is perfect

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      • Lunachocken@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Kek.

        Ps: I don’t

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      • KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Wish lemmy comments supported videos so i can send one thats in video format

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    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I don’t have a dick so I don’t have any personal experience on this, but do people actually do that? I don’t want to chat with randos if we’re not at a party or something, much less when I’m pissing.

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      • PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        There is no better place to spread the good word of Arch Linux than a gas station bathroom.

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Penis-possessor here, so I am obviously an expert: I only ever have it happen to me at the sink or when it’s someone I know like a co-worker (I hate it when that happens).

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      • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yeah, you will find drunk people looking to have conversations

        And sometimes it’s just weird people

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      • LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’ve had it happen quite a lot, mostly by overbearing co-workers and people at a bar/club. There have also been a couple times where older men will start talking to me at a urinal in a gas station or something. I agree it’s weird behavior. Not sure what’s wrong with these people.

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    • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Imma find you and do that too you.

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      • LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        😳

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    • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Wait, are you saying this is inappropriate? m.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ09paQRBnw&t=9s

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  • Poggervania@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Two dudes recently watched the Barbie movie and are beaching each other off.

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    • Ultragramps@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What are the odds of there being a Republican congressman in there?

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      • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It looks like the right airport for that…

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  • bcron@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
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    • AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Leave your wide stance at home!

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sorry it was me guys we had to have a toilet expo to show our creations.

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    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ah, you also on Shitbook?

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  • KISSmyOS@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s a billionaire dick measuring contest.

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  • Lepsea@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Apologize for the inconveniences we have toilet wine brewing contests there

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