Amazed these aren't real

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• CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Does BK still say “Have it your way”?

  Or M&Ms “Melt in your mouth, not in your hand.”

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  • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wait. That was M&Ms real slogan? Well now the little laugh from 50 Cent when he says that line in Candy Shop makes a lot more fuckin sense.

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    • Cort@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yep, that’s the post WWII slogan. They were originally made to withstand shipping through army supply lines to resist melting

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• Doctorsnorky@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Arby’s: we have the meat

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• namelivia@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Actually, the Monster Energy one is real, I got one exactly like the one in the picture when I was 17 at a skateboarding competition and carried it in my wallet for like 3 years before throwing it away because it expired

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  • MaxHardwood@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Protip for anybody who carries condoms:

    The typical condom should ideally be kept for less than an hour in your wallet, pocket, or purse.

    Condoms that are constantly moved or rubbed against each other can cause wear and tear, making them less effective. Extreme heat (around 104°F/40°C) can cause latex to become weak and sticky.

    Not sure on the accuracy but it’s been good advice since at least the 90’s to not use a condom that has been kept in a wallet for more than a day.

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    • namelivia@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, there was no real chance of using it, it just looked cool in there

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• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Once it pops, the fun definitely stops

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• felykiosa@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I would be terrified by a Jurassic park condom

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  • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oops, I dropped my Jurassic condom that I use for my TYRANNOSAURUS dong

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    • felykiosa@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No my fear is more that “life always find a way”

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• Pacmanlives@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bottom left one is exclusively used by dudes named Kyle

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• InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Is it in” is gold

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  • Slow@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    KFC is chicken flavoured and what flavour is Nike?

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    • InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bubblegum

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• Ardiente@ttrpg.network ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I know i said I’m pro reposting things from reddit but this is 9gag territory already.

  Anyways thanks for a blast from the past.

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• RagingRobot@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It would be great marketing for every company to give out free condoms and there may be less unplanned pregnancies. Some people would shit themselves if they saw that though

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  • RegalPotoo@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Won’t SOMEBODY think of the CHILDREN

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• pensivepangolin@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you make them, he will cum

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• laszlopanaflex@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I hope Kix doesn’t make one.

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• Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  In my day the punchline to this joke was

  Polo: the one with the whole… Shit

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• nexas_XIII@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The monster one is real, I used to be a collegiate rep for them and they gave me a ton of condoms to give out (along with the drinks naturally). I’ll see if I can’t find some old photos of them.

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  • GiddyGap@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In case someone can’t read what it says: “Unleash the Beast”

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