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• Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I smell a robot! Prove, prove, prove! Prove to me you’re not a robot! Look at these curvy letters. Much curvier than most letters, wouldn’t you say? No robot could ever read these. You look mortal, if ye be. You look and you type what you think you see! Is it an E or is it a 3? That’s up to ye. The passwords that passed, you correctly guessed, but now it’s time for the robot test! I’ve devised a question no robot could ever answer. Which of these pictures does not have a stop sign in it?”

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• AnonWyo@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I don’t know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.

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  • JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Captchas are training skynet right now.

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  • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    You mean are literally being used to train skynet right?

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  • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Robots can just outsource CAPTCHA solving to humans from poor countries.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    It’s what causes the Matrix instead. The machines need us to solve the Captchas.

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• LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Enlightenment is so easy to attain nowadays

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• BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Choose the stop lights, hmm I guess… okay bike, busses, stairs. Incorrect! You are a robot do it again! No! You are wrong thats square with 0.15% of a wheel is obviously part of a bus!!!

  God I hate those.

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• Tixanou@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Fun fact: Google uses your answers to train their AI.

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• hperrin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  The other day I was talking on the phone with a friend and I said out loud, “how many damn polar bears do I need to click to get into your fucking store”, and he knew exactly what I meant.

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• RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  What the fuck is a traffic light, budda?

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• ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Damn that’s so true seems this Buddha guy has it figured out

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• bonezey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  This is brilliant. But who invented it should be punished listening to Schlager music for the rest of his life 24/7.

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• dingus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  One time I failed one of these like 5 times in a row. I was so infuriated. Maybe I really am a robot.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    It’s going to get worse. AIs are getting better at solving these than we are. There are plug-ins that will do it for you.

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• bilboswaggings@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  “I think I selected traffic lights, therefore I am” Descarte

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• 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I don’t get it.

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  • TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Aggravationstation@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Damn it, only robots don’t understand that apparently. You’ve given away the secret. Our species is now doomed.

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    • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I would pick the square under the first one just because that sliver. And they would still get it wrong.

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    • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Oh 🤦 🤣

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• Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  What is the plan once the AI gets good enough to ID buses? When you think about it they’re undermining their own captcha.

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