Those bastards at Fisher-Price knew exactly what they were doing.

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• Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My biggest complaints are the endless prompts from stupid things like donations, the fact that there is no standardization, and that at Walmart in particular, they will have 20 of them and 6 are open.

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  • LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What annoys me at Walmart and Target is how the employees are ordered to chat you up in the most phony tone possible as an obvious anti-theft measure.

    The one thing self checkouts have going for them is that I don’t have to talk to a person, and they’ve taken even that from me.

    “Have you heard about our five-star service?” Look, five-star service at Walmart is when no one talks to me.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I know a lot of them are ordered to do it by their bosses, and I feel bad for them, but the way employees can help me find anything is when I ask them to do so. Otherwise it isn’t help, it’s just an annoyance. As I have a teenager, I have to take her to the mall sometimes and those stores are the worst at it. Sometimes the salespeople will follow you around the store trying to “help” you. And I don’t think they believe it’s because either of us are going to steal anything.

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    • snooggums@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I now have a habit of giving as firm NO to anyone who seems like a staff member trying to 'help' me at checkout or those kiosks in the bulk type stores.

      One of these days I'm going to do that out of habit when I do want help and will feel like an ass. Worth the risk though.

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    • Toes@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “oh my that’s a lot of soda you have there, do you need help scanning it all?”

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    • Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Sir, can I see your receipt before you leave. Our corporation thinks you’re a dirtybfucking thief and we can’t be bothered to prove it or look at our own damn receipts so give us yours while we detain you - companies that don’t give two shits

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    • zoostation@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’ve been through Target self checkout at least 100 times and I’ve never seen that. That’s horrible.

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  • Toes@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Or how they prompt you to sign up for a credit card and ask if you want the receipt as a sms.

    I wonder if they will get the idea to show you a small video before you can checkout.

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Stop that Stop that right now. I don’t need more fuckin ads

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  • prime_number_314159@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    At the Walmart near me, there’s a whole set of checkout terminals intended for only a few items, but except for the absolute busiest times, they’ll put carts to block them off, including the ones in the regular self checkout area. There’s a line, but they physically remove access to some perfectly functional terminals just because.

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    • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Maybe it’s because they still need someone to watch over the self checkout terminals, in case someone tries to scam the machine or needs an id check for alcohol or makes a mistake and needs to undo a step etc.

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• sighofannoyance@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Here I was thinking this was a scheme to prep me for gambling addiction and one armed bandits.

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  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s what Chuck E. Cheese is for.

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  • snooggums@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They had those as well, actual toy slot machines.

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    • sighofannoyance@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      😂 😅

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The slots were where you put a quarter, and the gambling was you might get a tiny pair of handcuffs or a couple of those dinosaur foam pills.

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• SariEverna@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If only. If only self scan was the only way this came up in my life I would be so much happier.

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• gnate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What’s next? Taking our own cars into the parking garage?

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  • Lev_Astov@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Or worse… maybe they expect us to go down to the local warehouse and pick the items we want to buy off the shelves ourselves instead of having them delivered.

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• zewu@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Oh boy I had one of those

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Our rich spoiled cousin had one. We only had fun toys to play with when we visited his house. Then when he turned 16 his dad bought him a new big red truck. I’m a girl and had to join the Army and bought my first car with my own hard-earned money when I was 24 years old. /tangent /memories /venting

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  First out-loud laugh of the day.

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• Lemjukes@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Absolutely from the era of ‘training you to be a good checkout monkey store clerk’ and pre ‘we already eliminated those jobs for the sake of profits’ era.

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