"So It's Basically Skateboarding But With Your Fingers Mr President"

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• Supamanc@sopuli.xyz ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Next press conference: “they’re doing amazing things with the skateboard - you heard of the, the, and the guy was fat, real fat, much fatter than me. I’m much slimmer. So the skateboard it’s small now, have you heard this? So small. Just need the finger. 2 fingers. So small. So we’re gonna use the skateboard. Just 2 fingers. China can’t make em this small. Just us. Just USA. And the skateboard will take the bombs straight to Iran. No need for aircraft carriers anymore. Just the skateboard.”

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  • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And then he started finger blasting all over the oval office. The desk, along the wall, everywhere. It was beautiful, really. He even finger blasted me a little.

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    • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Pew pew … pew pew … pew

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Don’t try to humanize him after everything he’s said and done the past 8 decades. It’s gross.

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  • felsiq@piefed.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    hard agree about humanizing this piece of shit in general, but the original (afaik) this picture is riffing off is of this kid showing this to adolf hitler. in that context i think this is really funny, at least for people who’ve seen the other version

    the same picture of a kid playing with a finger skateboard, but with adolf hitler watching

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh! OK, that’s pretty damned funny now.

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I was making fun of him. Weird take.

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• MBech@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I see Bieber got fat

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  • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Justin Buffet.

    Debut album of yacht rock about cruise ship self serve meals.

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Now i cant unsee it 😂

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• horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is so irrelevant that I can’t be bothered to find out if it really happened or not.

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• surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is the presidential equivalent of copaganda

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