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This is the new Apple Ad. It was designed by psychiatrists to encourage american to buy the Apple Homeview

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨lavenie@lemmy.zip⁩ to ⁨mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world⁩

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/901d3b0c11f3.mp4

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  • sunsofold@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Do not share advertisements. They are toxic to society, always based in a lie, and never of benefit. Making fun of them is not better than genuinely shilling for the company. Block ads. Destroy them where possible. Seek to have them banned wherever possible. They are not welcome on Lemmy, and if you are going to share them, neither are you.

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  • kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    the bear & black mirror crossover episode?

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  • Rhaedas@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I think the oldest said it best. "Not cool." She also didn't use it? Clearly the smart one.

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    • victorz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      She also didn’t use it?

      What a wonderful little detail 😂 How did they let that slip!

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  • lemmylump@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Psychiatrists and psychologists working for sociopaths helped made this ad.

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    • Malica@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      AI made it, change my mind

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  • Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Who the fuck doesn’t know how to make french toast? Or eggy bread as we call it in my part of the world

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    • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It gets a bit of vanilla, cinnamon, and if you’re me, a pinch of nutmeg.

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      • Malica@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Milk too

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      • urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Well now it’s eggy vanilly cinnamony nutmegy bread and that’s just a mouthful.

        But I agree those all level up to french toast from eggy bread

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    • Fallibilist@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I don’t. Not a clue where to even begin.

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      • Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Get eggs and sliced bread, mix up the eggs in a bowl untill it’s the same colour, soak bread in mixture, put egg soaked bread in frying pan till cooked.

        Then if you want to get fancy, add a bit of milk or cream to the mixture, salt and pepper, cinnamon if you want to feel festive. As kids we used to sprinkler sugar on it. I just dip it in ketchup.

        There a 3 ways to fuck it up; getting egg shell in the mixture, leaving the bread in the mixture until it disolves, and burning it whilst cooking it

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      • Naich@piefed.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        There’s a million recipes out there. You don’t need a clanker to pick one for you. What’s wrong with looking at some and imagining of you would like that combination of ingredients? Oh yes, that would require using your brain and that is strongly discouraged now we are paying for simple mental tasks.

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  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hit every possible morning routine cliché so every single person can relate to it.

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    • Naich@piefed.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It stressed me out, and that stupid clanker pod was was just making it worse. Do people aspire to live life like that? Looked hellish to me.

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  • athatet@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Don’t post ads on lemmy.

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    • scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Do post ads when they are shaming a company. You don’t make the rules here.

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      • athatet@lemmy.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        My comment is upvoted and the post is downvoted. I might not make the rules but it certainly seems as though I share the sentiment.

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  • RunningInRVA@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There is so much going on in this ad, but what I love the most is that they fucking drilled a hole in their countertop for the USB-C cable. Who the fuck does that? Is that what Apple expects its customers to do?

    Park this thing in a nook in the one area of the kitchen with a free outlet and then reshoot the commercial.

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  • possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This is just Shameless but worse with a semi-functional family

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  • anistorian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    B… but it’s just a phone with Siri ?

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  • reddig33@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I wouldn’t worry about it too much. This product will likely flop and the ads will be off the air soon enough. There’s just too small of an audience for this kind of device.

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  • some_designer_dude@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    So relatable. I have nothing but disposable income so will be buying one of these dedicated square iPads for every room of this house I totally own.

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