Flying out next week to meet her for the first time. What are the chances I end up as a leather product?

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• BladeFederation@piefed.social ⁨23⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Good luck OP. I did this and now I’ve been married for 3 years and life is awesome. High risk, high reward.

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• ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Count your kidneys before you go.

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• Duranie@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  First thought, be careful. Curious where you’re traveling to?

  That said, in 2016 my niece meet a man online, they talked for at least 6 months. He flew out to meet her and our family for a few weeks around Christmas. By summer she flew out to move in with him, a month later they were married. They have 2 kids now and are as happy as 2 people can be juggling raising small kids, work, and a family business lol.

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• jeena@piefed.jeena.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  For what it’s worth, I’m sitting here at a playground in Korea watching my son who I have with someone from a different continent. So you never know.

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• sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Getting killed is the least frightening possibility imo.

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• flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Also she’s down on her luck, and needs $10k to pay some debts. But no worries she’ll pay it back soon, she promised.

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  • anzo@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sadly, that was my experience when i looked up for open source online dating and found alovoa. To be fair, there were sexual workers too.

    Someone should vibe code one with bundled moderation at its core :)

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    • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Someone should vibe code one

      “Please enter a different password. Password hunter2 is already in use by AzureDiamond.”

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The family water buffalo urgently needs an operation.

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    • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Everybody’s got a water buffalo, mine is fast but yours is slow….

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• don_kiedyck@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Your genitals will soon be wind chimes.

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  • neatchee@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s not very Derek of you.

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    • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Derek.

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• lath@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well, you lived long enough, considering.

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• originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  weird... i have a kid that did this.

  the wallets are nice

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  • PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I was about ask, my friend’s birthday is soon. He could use a nice leather wallet.

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  About 99.5% according to this highly scientific number I just pulled out of my ass.

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