Annnnd They're Dead

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• ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sir, this is a Ryan Air flight.

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  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Damn. I thought I was getting a ride with the Royal Air Force - misinterpreted the initials again.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    On Ryan air the best you can get is an unlicensed chiropractor

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    • HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You got to pay extra for that.

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  • wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Weird Aunt it is, then.

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• TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Meanwhile Snape at 27C: *shove a bezoar down their throats*

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  • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Harry Potter!? Boooooooo!

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I know…! It was really just a throwaway comment, but I forgot that there’s a new series or something at the moment that should be boycotted

      I haven’t watched any of the films or series, but did enjoy the books growing up, so they do sadly sit close to my bin of “simpsons memes” and “american dad quotes”.

      Anyway, fuck JK

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• MrMakabar@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Molotov Cocktail?

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• deft@lemmy.wtf ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I love lavender though.

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• Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Billy Connolly made this joke about 30 years ago.

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