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• Zer0_F0x@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Because cocaine is more profitable.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You can make money as a stoner selling weed but as a cokehead selling blow you’ll never make any.

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    • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The guy who sold weed in college owned his own bar right when the rest of us started paying our student loans.

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• IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  mom was helping you.

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• ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  In West Philadelphia, born and raised
  On the playground is where I spent most of my days.
  Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin all cool,
  And all shootin’ some B-ball outside of the school.
  
  When a couple of guys who were up to no good,
  Started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood.
  I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
  And said “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.”

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I whistled for a cab and when it came near
    The plates were fresh, and my wife was near
    If anything I could say that this host was demur
    But I thought “Nah forget it, hold your tongue good sir!”

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