gaslighting your boss is not a crime, it's a lifestyle choice

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• thisbenzingring@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Did you fuck his mom yet?

  That’s the true power play. Fuck the CEOs Mom and make him call you daddy

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  • Simonie_Persuasion@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hhhhh not yet

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    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Make sure to walk into his office the day after and ask him if he’s winning yet

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  • fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Or dad. We don’t judge.

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• IpsumLauren@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The real power move is to stay unemployed and gaslight your bank.

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  • Simonie_Persuasion@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Bank: “Sir, you have an overdue balance of $800.” Me: “I hear that you feel that way, but I’m currently setting emotional boundaries around unverified numbers.”

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• orenj@leminal.space ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I like the cut of your jib, OP. Fuck that guys mom

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  • Simonie_Persuasion@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    ​i already scheduled a 1-on-1 synergy meeting with his mom tonight. we are going to aggressively restructure his family tree.

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    • Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Does he have an of age daughter? Make him call you daddy and son.

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• kat_angstrom@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Make sure that once you get your boss to do all your work, you make them check the work and then find issues with it. Once they’ve redone it from scratch a second time, you should probably host a meeting to discuss how bad their output was despite three full attempts.

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• agent_nycto@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Jokes on you I’m self employed I gaslight myself at home for no money

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  • Simonie_Persuasion@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Did you at least report yourself to yourself for creating a hostile work environment in your own living room?

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    • agent_nycto@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Right after I talked with HR about the actual harassment this morning

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• CADmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I didnt have to lift a finger to ruin my boss’ life.

  I just quietly did my job to the best of my ability while watching him chase after a co-worker. This got back to her husband, who called the company and made some very specific threats, which caused both of them to get canned. His wife then found out.

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  • noxypaws@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    well done!

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• Oka@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This reads like a greentext

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  • Simonie_Persuasion@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    be me use dark psychology to break manager’s mind take his wallet someone calls it a greentext mfw Richard is still in a coma

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• Kintarian@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I am your father…. Noooooooo!

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  • Simonie_Persuasion@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yes but without fucking my mom

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    • weps@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Jezus?

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• Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I can really do this with my boss. He is so disorganized and bad with time management that he misses things in slack all the time. So I can just say I missed that message… are you sure you sent it. And he really doesn’t know if he did.

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• fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  if you need, i can fuck your mom so you can really get inside the manager’s head

  the best way to defeat thine enemy is to “know” thine enemy

  so heck maybe we should seduce the manager also

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• LocalAreaMan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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