Anon is touch starved

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• lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Been there, man. One time, I was on the train, and I was just holding the handle bar to keep steady during rush hour. All of a sudden, this women leans on my hand with her jacket unknowingly. I know what anon means, man.

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  • IronBird@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    real

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  • Trail@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I had the same thing as the anon in school, many moons ago. I was sitting in the seat in front of a girl I had a crush on. I thought she had moved her foot and was touching mine, so I sat still for about half an hour thinking I was touching with her. Turns out it was a metal part of her chair.

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    • homik@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I think I actually got the foot once in school. But I couldn’t look with the desk in the way.

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• hirihit640@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Shouldn’t have turned your head anon. That’s what you get for taking the red pill.

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  • sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Isn’t redpill taking responsibility and looking sooner?

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    • hirihit640@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      redpill is looking at all. Bluepill is staying blissfully unaware

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• AxisExperience9@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He calls women “grills” and wonders why they don’t talk to him

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  • Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    First time reading a greentext? That’s just how they’re written.

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• Darkard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean of it was real leather then it was skin at some point…

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  • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    the lotion really helps with that

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• EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is a very old post. I wonder how anonny is doing now

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  • BrickEater@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t know what you mean, 2015 was only a couple years ago…

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    • EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Lol I still do that too. “I drive a 2014 Honda Civic…” And I’m like oh damn Mr money bags and his brand new car

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• thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  New kink unlocked

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• chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  One time I was in a really cramped airport shuttle van seated between two attractive guys, I was very uncomfortable at first, but after thinking it through realized it was because it felt really nice and I was uncomfortable with that. So since I had no choice anyway I decided to just relax and enjoy it until we got to the airport.

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• reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  fake: anon has job

  gay: anon likes hugs

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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Women be touchin

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