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It males you wonder...

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ranger: It’s terrible! Murder victims are getting lured to our park and their bodies dumped! We have to do something!

    Sign maker: I got you fam.

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  • jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Environmentally conscious.

    They might have seen them litter? /s

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    • jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And the person even recognized that most humans remains aren’t environmental-friendly enough to be left in the wild…How nice!

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      • Xin_shill@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        What if you remove all the belongings, the body should be fine for the animals eh. Unless we are just too full of microplastics

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  • Czarb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Let me begin. I came to win. Battle me, that’s a sin.

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Calm down, the bag in the second picture is bigger than it appears. It’s all fine

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  • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You’re missing the mysterious emergence of a car. C’mon, guys, you’re smarter than this: Obviously one or both of the hikers is a transformer.

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Don’t worry, they packed them out.

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  • slugo@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What did the green man do to the two tan men?

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    • ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      A hate crime

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  • ElBarto@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t see the problem, aren’t you supposed to drop off your murder victims in the forest?

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  • ARk@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    what does that mean when eyes(?) go less than

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    • hikikoma@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      zoomie pls…

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    • ARk@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      is that a nose?

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    • Melt@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s the eyes popping forward

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      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I always thought it was the “shifty eyes” look.

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  • bitwolf@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    And the red garbage bag in the trunk!

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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That reminds me of the dark joke:
    A psycho walks into the woods with a woman by the hand. The moon is barely shining and it’s so dark that you can’t see your hand in close distance. There’s cracking and rustling everywhere. The woman mumbles: “It’s really scary here.” The man says: “What can I say, I’ll have to walk back all by myself later.”

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  • vonxylofon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Did they f*cking stutter?

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