When you hear a noise at night and go downstairs to see what happened

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• Xanthobilly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • WatermelonPaloma@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Love me some Sean Connery in thigh highs!

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  • deft@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Zardoz Zord.

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  • JimHollow@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    While they don’t look alike at all, he reminded me of Borat in the green bikini.

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You don’t jam the barrel into your urethra?

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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s already occupied with the cocktail stirrer

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• Primor@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  NSFW please! I was not! ready for this

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  • nycvin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    and some eye bleach

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• EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Velcro thigh holster FTW

  Also keeping a blunderbuss by the stairs.

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• QuietGenesis@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Most American post of all time

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• WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bout to get clapped with my cheeks out.

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So you bring a small cannon…

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  • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I just go back to sleep. Never figured a noise in the house to be anything other than the house, shit falling, or a rodent. All stuff I’m not getting up for and definitely not finding a weapon for.

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  ER… Code brown!.. Another left ass cheek with a bullet hole!

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