Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell suffered a fall on June 14. He gets paid leave.Since he entered the Senate in 1985, McConnell has voted against creating or expanding paid leave at least 23 times.

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• Z745812939054@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  maga voters don’t care about any of that. literally all they think about is jesus, guns, abortion, and get rid of the gays/mexicans/women’s rights.

  they would vote to have a testicle removed before voting for anything remotely having to do with progress. they would cut both balls off themselves before doing anything to make their fellow maga cultist unclecousindaddies call them “woke”

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  • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I WISH magas thought about Jesus.

    Jesus: “Behold, I stand at the door and knock…”

    Magas: SOME SHAGGY IMMIGRANT BUM IS ON MY RING CAMERA, PROBABLY CASING MY PLACE TO STEAL MY TRUCK AND PATRIOTISM. GET THE SHOTGUN.

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    • don_kiedyck@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It saddens me that I can only upvote this comment once.

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  • Canconda@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m dead serious when I say that the only solution to MAGA is for the rest of us to insist citrus makes you gay.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      the slow game, I like it.

      it’s been found that vitamin c can cause homosexual urges. unless you like suckin on some vitamin cock avoid oranges.

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    • Pennywise@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Everybody knows only fruitcakes eat fruit.

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  • kiterios@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Imo, you may be giving them too much credit. Have a quote from my family: “Oh, it’s just all too much to think about, but I trust my pastor knows what’s right. I’ll vote for the one he recommends.”

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  • EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You missed White Nationalism, raping children, denying women’s sovereignty and enriching themselves and the Epstein class.

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• Major_Tsiom@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A fall? I thought he had a heart attack or something. He wouldn't need CPR for a fall. Anyway, he's dead.

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  • fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah. He’s been dead.

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• NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Mitch McConnell, seen here smiling bcz he just watched a YouTube video of a baby getting curb stomped by a bunch of 11 year old.”

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• auzy1@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m Australian, but isn’t this the guy who nobody has seen for months, and is probably dead, or maybe even brain damaged (which would be a reason to keep him out of public)

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  • don_kiedyck@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Brain damage is actually a requirement to join the republican party.

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes

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• danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Republicans are hypocrites. And he’s the biggest Republican of them all.

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• Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Also, to my knowledge, no evidence he’s actually alive.

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• MrSulu@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The ruling class have always been this way since before Medieval times and earlier.

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• kreskin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He probably had a stroke and then fell, but sure we can call it a fall, I guess.

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