Masturbator of puppets.
What I felt, what I've know, a giant rat I have booooned
Submitted 2 months ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
The metronomic timing of the Chuck E. Cheese band did not rub off on poor Lars, however.
decolo@piefed.social 2 months ago
He did the best he could with the trash can lids laying around out back, it’s hard to make that sound good.
Danarchy@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
The best part about when you suck off Munch is the whole band sings a song about how you’re sucking him off & it’s to the tune of a popular song of the era such as I Want it That Way, or Let the Good Times Roll for example depending on what decade it is when you do that nasty deed
frog@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Metallica
Metal Lica
Metal Licker
FluidBeef@quokk.au 1 month ago
Never noticed before quite how much Lars looks like a ghoul from Fallout.
thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Fuck this guy. Metallica was king because people shared their bootlegs and made it a thing outside the payola bullshit. Then this fucking dick killed Napster which was the greatest gift for a moment. So many bootlegs. I fucking loved collecting covers and it was absolutely beautiful to find so many in Napster.
So fuck you Lars
Fuck you! You are a washed up loser. Yeah this is another great example of musicians showing their value by playing live gigs. THAT’S WHAT MADE YOU GREAT
Your fight for royalties just showed how lame you became
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become Nickelback.
Malyca@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
No he’s seriously a massive piece of shit. Ruined the fucking band.
f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I can’t disagree, but the death of Napster left many a Soul Seeking a new paradise.