Oh you think corn is your ally...

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• digger@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So… not to rain on anyone’s parade… But grain entrapment is a real thing and can be extremely dangerous. Have a link! farmher.com/sinking-in-corn-5-ways-to-stay-safe-w…

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  • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    True story! This is only 2ft deep. But don’t jump in otherwise.

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  • pigup@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Quickcorn! Watch out!

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• Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Here is your first lesson.

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Was that meant for this post, by any chance?

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    • Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How dare you insinuate that I made an error! The nerve!

      (Yes.)

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  • terranoid@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wtf? Was that some New Orleans dialect of French or an island or south of france or something and just an old man?

    Sounded so southern yet French

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    • Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Rural Quebec

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• tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ah yes, brother, the maize rises.

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• SalamiDommie@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  1 - I too am addicted to corn, I was exposed to it at too young an age. 2 - had a cousin die in a hopper long ago. Big family, but was still rough for everyone.

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  • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Like your cousin, way to bury the lead.

    What the hell happened?

    (Scold me if me joke was in bad taste)

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    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Unless you’re talking about putting old tire balancing weights into holes and covering them up, that’s a buried lede.

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    • SalamiDommie@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There is enough scolding on the internet. Enjoy yourself, and your free speech while you have both.

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• Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So glad the corn is still going

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The saga corntinues.

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Corn piles are more fun than hay piles

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  • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They are oddly satisfying. Like bin of pebbles at souvenir shops.

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• icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ootl: what’s with all the corn lately?

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• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I didn’t see beans until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but gassy.

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  • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fiber is my jam!

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• lyralycan@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lol

  A recent quote by someone in my city:

  “I was born on the cob. That’s why I’m so corny”

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