🚨 update: justified ban!

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• gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  So what I’m hearing is non-household pets and farm animals are fair game?

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  • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The courts have found your attempts to circumvent the new rules concerning.

    A restraining order has been placed on you, effective immediately you are not allowed to be within 100m of any organism classified under the kingdom animalia.

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    • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Instant violation for all of their face mites.

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    • ErevanDB@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yes, this includes humans. For the sake of the argument, possibly plants, too. If you manage to do it with a fungus without getting an infection ill be impressed, but also actively loading a shotgun.

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  • krisevol@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Non household pets would still be someone else’s household, so ban.

    Farm animals would be the grey zone because they are still owned.

    Now wild non domesticated animals are still the end game.

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    • Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Get ready mother nature. Cus your sons will be getting a new stepfather
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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    The Mr. Hands monkeys paw curls one more finger…

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• Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Too late for lil buddy
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  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • OldSageRick@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• qwertyasdf@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  Am I banned now?

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  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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    • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I don’t think you have any room to talk after that squirrel picture

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  • Sprinks@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• zikzak025@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  IF PLAY GAME HOUSEHOLD YOU BE IMMEDIATELY

  YOU THE WITH PETS WILL BANNED

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• Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  ITT: regretfully having eyes of the month

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• cepelinas@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  So that guy who talked about the morality of roadkill was onto something…

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sims?

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