If you give a moose a muffin
New hobby unlocked
Submitted 4 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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daggermoon@piefed.world 4 weeks ago
Cenotaph@mander.xyz 4 weeks ago
Except then a bunch of people come in with guns and kill the moose because it’s become a danger to humans
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Unless, of course, the moose feeds the humans first.
ActualGrapesTasteGreen@piefed.zip 4 weeks ago
I better feed it before it gets angry at me for not feeding it
/s
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 4 weeks ago
So, Carey food in case one demands it. Pass the buck onto the next hiker.
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
There is something that feels incorrect about using another being as a device to hurt other people and take responsibility while you can hurt people yourself.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 4 weeks ago
Wait untill you hear about armies.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 weeks ago
I control my armies. And my leggies.
ChilledPeppers@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Fo real tho? I am gonna plant a mine in my local highway because I hate people kinda behavior. Just kill someone you know nothing about in a horrible way. Could even end up being yourself or someone you know and love.
Doomsider@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sounds like religion.
Zwiebel@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
Get pranked!!!
saturn57@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Red button vs Blue button
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Moose are herbivores, correct? So would it be fine to feed it Mitch McConnell since he’s probably a vegetable now?
Godric@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No, that disease-ridden varmint would make the majestic beast sick. I want to harvest a moose in the future, and knowing there’s a chance of the Turtle-Taint somewhere in the wild would make me paranoid.