best way to start the day💖

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• einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  when you know who op is before even opening the comments…

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  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    honestly Im so used to only seeing this phrase from gay men I was surprised het people knew it.

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• PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Imagine drinking any liquid at body temperature and not icing it or putting it in the fridge first 🤮

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  • did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  pisspost.

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• nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m imagining a penis shaped tap, where you squeeze the balls and water comes out

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not lemonade?

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• zikzak025@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And hey, if you’re American, those bowls can come with a bonus treat of cyclosporiasis!

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  • guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    This is crazy

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  • forkDestroyer@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Come with a what now?

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    • turtlesareneat@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s a type of dinosaur I think

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• SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So they can have an answer to "Geez, who pissed in your cereal?"

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• LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ngl I would also drink Coors Light from the tap if I had it

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• NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Only if she’s well hydrated

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• gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  sir this is a shitpost community, not a pisspost community

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